I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
im holly from the hills drunk
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Randomize
