i don't like sucking hair
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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