forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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