Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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