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Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
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Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
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Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
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