She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
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Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
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So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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