We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Randomize
