The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
the condom got lost in my hair
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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