i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned