I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
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Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
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My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.