You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize
