then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
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The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
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The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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