I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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