I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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