i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
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It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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