haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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