Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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