Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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