I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Omg I joined a choir last night...
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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