North Korea, Best Korea!
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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