1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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