And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
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This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
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I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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