i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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