Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
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You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
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I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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