AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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