she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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