and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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