what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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