I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
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she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
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You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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