She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
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I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
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Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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