Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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