I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
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Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
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Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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