you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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