Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Randomize
