I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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