My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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