try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
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There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
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my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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