jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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