You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
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I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
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He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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