Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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