it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
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she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
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I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
You're breaking my sexual little heart
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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