you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
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