Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
