dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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