CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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