those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
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She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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