awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
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I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
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If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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