She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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