I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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