on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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