make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
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So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
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You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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