We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
You're like the curious george of whores
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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