I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I just found puke in my bra..
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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