she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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